1. You won’t believe this. Yesterday while I labored in front of a rented PC, I suddenly could not remember. I shook my head and thought of amnesia. I stared at the monitor; I wrote my name in a blank MS word document and ruled out amnesia. I could still remember several things like: I am in love. I want to write something. I am in an internet shop. It sucks here. But I could not remember what it was I want to write about, it seemed like time has stopped for half an eternity. I looked around and saw several empty seats. Beside me, the man with the headset was nodding, eyes wide shut. It felt so freaky. Until someone buzzed. I did not forget what to do with an instant messenger turning orange. I clicked on it and learned that it was a girl who buzzed. Her name, oh her name. I felt her name like a heartburn. How strange, we have had a talk before the phenomenon, I learned further. I scrolled up to read our entire dialogue and was astounded by the revelation. Something inside my mind whispered: forget again. But I couldn’t.

2. Just this afternoon, I found myself amid a loud pack of college students who were having fun out of everything they can think of inside the jeep. The heavy traffic provided them extra time to exhibit their pedestrian humor. I know they are cheating with happiness. One of them, a dentally challenged homosexual, eyed the sign which says: No Smoking. He then argued why there is no city ordinance that prohibits farting inside public vehicles. As I expected, each of them laughed in various pitches. I frowned to the best of my ability. Because I was alone.

3.   I really want to testify before the senate. To tell the   

     whole world that it was the First Gentleman Mike Enriquez   

     who tried to bribe me to influence the nationwide results of   

     TV ratings. ABS-CBN channel 2 deserves fair competition from

     ZTE-7.

4. I bought myself a car key. It is a versatile key. It could be a car key, a house key, a keepsake box key, a keychain. The best thing it can do is to pretend.

5. Finally, the truths are trapped between the fingers of my comb.

6. I don’t want to explain. It is one of the laziest activities. But since I explained why I don’t like to explain, I’ll explain things. Someone advised me to shave. She said I will look better without the beard. I asked her if she know about the law of the excluded middle. She simpered: you are naughty. “OK, I guess you haven’t heard about the argument of the beard,” I said. She giggled: you really think I am naïve?

7. First of all, I hate chronology. Chronology is like a girl who takes so much time in the mirror but still looks ugly. Chronology does not like me very much as well.

      8.   Kurosawa thru Rahomon edifies: We cannot be honest with

            ourselves about ourselves. We cannot talk aboutourselves

            without embellishing.

      

9. The truth is: I love my girl, my whammy. To explain the phenomenon of truth is impossible. To explain is pointless.

10. Variations on the word Truth by Bum.

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